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[Reba] This is gonna be worth the wait.
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Here you go. Fresh-squeezed
orange juice with lots of pulp.
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Just like Mama used to make.
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More, please.
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No wonder Mama's right arm was so huge.
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I told you, I'm not going
maternity shopping again.
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Those women look at me
like they know what I did.
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But, I need clothes that make it clear
I'm pregnant and not fat.
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Cheyenne, I have tons
of cute maternity clothes
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left over from when I had Jake.
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No offense, Mom, but you were 35.
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I'm, like, half that.
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Right. So what are the hip,
pregnant teens wearing these days?
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Oh, it just felt like
a cricket ran across my stomach.
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Get a jar!
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Sweetheart, that's your baby kicking.
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No way. That's the baby?
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- [gasps]
- Van, you wanna come feel?
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[chuckles] No, thanks. I believe you.
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Well, hello, my sweet little grandchild.
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Nice to meet ya.
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Kyra, Cheyenne just felt the baby.
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It's probably only gas.
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I do not get gas.
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Cheyenne, we shared a room.
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Come on, Van.
Come feel your son or daughter.
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- Hey, there really is a baby in there.
- [Cheyenne chuckles]
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Wow, I made that!
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How?
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Okay, time to get dressed.
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[theme song playing]
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{\an8}♪ My roots are planted in the past ♪
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{\an8}♪ Though my life is changing fast ♪
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{\an8}♪ Who I am is who I want to be ♪
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{\an8}♪ A single mom who works too hard ♪
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{\an8}♪ Who loves her kids and never stops ♪
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{\an8}♪ With gentle hands
And the heart of a fighter ♪
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♪ I'm a survivor ♪
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Okay. Well, tell Daddy I love him
and thank him for the book.
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Yeah, if I ever decide
to hunt elk, it'll come in handy.
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{\an8}Okay, love you too. Bye.
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{\an8}- [knocking]
- [gasps]
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{\an8}- Lori Ann Garner!
- Reba Las Vegas!
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Never gonna let me live that down.
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Hey, I'm not the one that jumped onstage
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and mauled Tom Jones.
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I was just trying to get my panties back.
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{\an8}Get in here. What brings you to town?
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{\an8}You are not gonna believe this.
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{\an8}My company is
relocating here in the spring.
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{\an8}- You're moving back to Houston?
- Can you believe it?
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{\an8}Thelma and Louise back in action.
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{\an8}Mild-mannered suburban women
by day, hot divorcees by night.
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{\an8}[laughs] I'm not sure
I'm the hot divorcee type.
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{\an8}[chuckling]
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{\an8}Am I?
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{\an8}Of course you are.
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{\an8}You just need to learn
the ropes and how to use 'em.
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Have a seat.
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All right. Catch me up.
How's the divorce goin'?
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{\an8}Well, right now we're
at the "dissolution of property" stage.
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{\an8}Two words of advice, kill him.
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{\an8}I took Robert for everything he had.
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And he deserved it.
Sleeping with your housekeeper.
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No, that was John, husband number two.
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I kinda miss him,
and so does my housekeeper.
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See, if I have
the proper tools the job would--
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- [door closes]
- Hello, Brock.
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Hello, Lori Ann.
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My, you've put on a few pounds.
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That's my fault. We eat cake in bed.
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You must be Barbra Jean.
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Please, everybody calls me B.J.
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I wonder why.
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Hey, Lori Ann,
uh, you might wanna run outside,
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I think they're about to tow your broom.
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Would you go fetch Jake?
I'm gonna grab the cordless drill.
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Oh, Brock. Here's an idea for you.
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Why don't you take all your tools
back to your condo?
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- Why?
- Because you live there.
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Brock, the lawyers told us
to do an inventory
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so we can decide who gets what
before we move on to the next step.
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Okay. We're off
to the Build Your Own Teddy Bear store.
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We're gonna build our own teddy bears.
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Honey, make sure you build
a teddy bear for your new niece or nephew.
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Cheyenne felt the baby move today.
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Oh, honey, that's gre--
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I mean, Reba.
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That's great.
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I've been feeling
our little sprout kicking too.
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You wanna feel my belly?
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I'll take a rain check.
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See ya later.
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When you get back, you're gonna
go through the garage with me.
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All right.
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Reba, how can you even
let that woman in your house?
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I know it seems a little strange,
but the kids need to see their father.
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And B.J.'s with Brock
so she's part of the package.
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It was Brock's package
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got you into this mess in the first place.
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"Although you may have
gained seven to 10 pounds,
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the fetus weighs in at five ounces."
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So, most of that weight is you.
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Okay. Stop reading that.
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No, no. It's fascinating.
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Feeling him move was like my wake-up call.
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It's real now.
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Hi, baby.
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- It's Daddy.
- [chuckling]
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Talk to the baby, Cheyenne.
It says it helps you connect.
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Van, I'm pretty much plugged in already.
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Hey, do you think he's hungry?
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Maybe he'd like
a yogurt or a piece of fruit.
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Mmm. A banana sounds good.
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No, no, no. I'll get it. You stay here.
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I wanna do
whatever I can to help the baby.
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Really? Well, you know
what else would be nice?
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A foot massage. I mean, for the baby.
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You think so?
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Mm-hmm. It relaxes me,
and if I'm relaxed, so is he.
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Makes sense.
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Mmm.
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[giggles]
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Mmm. That feels so good.
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The baby is so loving this, Van.
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Oh, right there. Yep. Mm-hmm.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah!
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Mmm. Yeah.
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Why does this sound so familiar?
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{\an8}It always amazes me
the junk a man can accumulate.
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Actually, that's mine.
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He was cuter in the catalog.
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Boy, there sure are
a lot of memories in this old garage.
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Yeah, what? Like these
beat-up old golf clubs?
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[chuckles] I bought those for Brock
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when he was in dental school.
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Oh, man.
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He saw 'em in a store window,
and I knew he had to have 'em.
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So, I scrimped and saved and gave 'em
to him on our third anniversary.
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How does it go from that
to dissolution of property?
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Oh, we had our problems.
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When I asked him to move out,
it was just to give us a break.
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Then he had his midlife crisis.
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I thought he'd buy his motorcycle,
get tired of it and come home.
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Now it's here and he's not.
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I'm sorry, honey. Divorce is hard.
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But if it's any consolation,
the second and third are much easier.
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[laughs]
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Now why is the sight
of two women hugging so sexy?
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Because men are pigs.
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{\an8}Well, then you must love bacon,
'cause you keep marrying us.
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You know, Brock, the only reason
men and women get together
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is because the parts fit.
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So that's all we're good for, huh?
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Some of ya aren't even good at that.
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All right, you two.
Brock, most of your stuff is over here.
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You know, Reba, my storage space
at the condo is kinda tight.
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Then drive it to the dump
on that motorcycle.
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Oh, come on.
There are a lot of memories in this stuff.
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Say, remember the day you gave me these?
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You wrapped each club individually.
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[chuckling] Yeah, I remember.
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Get 'em out of here.
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Fine, I'll work something out.
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{\an8}You know, this divorce
was going just great till you showed up.
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- You think I was too hard on him?
- Hell no!
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This is all good.
You should be celebrating.
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I tell you what.
Tonight is girls' night out.
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Oh, thanks. I don't think I'm ready
for the bar scene yet.
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Am I?
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Hell yes.
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{\an8}- Reba?
- Yeah?
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{\an8}When did Brock
first start dating Barbra Jean?
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{\an8}Oh, I don't know. Let's see.
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{\an8}We separated a year ago,
so it was sometime after that.
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- Are you sure?
- Why? What are you looking at?
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It's a group picture of Brock
and some other people
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with leis around their neck.
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{\an8}Oh, that must be
the dental convention in Hawaii.
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{\an8}I couldn't get away because of the kids.
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{\an8}So he took B.J.?
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{\an8}No. The convention was in '98.
He didn't meet her till after that.
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Then why is she in the picture?
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I can't believe this.
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[Reba] Okay, attention, shoppers.
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Anything belonging to my cheatin' dog,
soon-to-be-ex-husband...
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is on sale now at rock-bottom prices.
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How much for this old baseball card?
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Mister, this is a very rare,
Nolan Ryan rookie card.
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My husband would die if I sold it.
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One buck.
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- Thanks.
- You bet.
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Thank you.
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[chuckles]
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What do you want for the golf clubs?
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Keith, for you, $10.
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I only have five.
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Sold.
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- Now, why did that feel so good?
- Revenge always does.
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Even at these prices, you're gonna have
a nice little pile of mad money.
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And I'm just mad enough to spend it all.
Drinks on me tonight.
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I like bitter Reba.
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Reba, what is going on?
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It's a garage sale.
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Your stuff is flying out of here.
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00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:11,253
Hey, that's my fishing pole. Hey--
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All right, everybody, put everything down
and get out of my garage.
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00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:16,509
What are you, insane?
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00:11:17,718 --> 00:11:18,886
Where are my golf clubs?
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00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:22,890
Here they are. They take up
less room this way.
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00:11:23,974 --> 00:11:25,893
Reba, why are you selling all my stuff?
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Because most of it isn't flammable.
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What did you do to her?
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Who did you do in Hawaii?
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Brock, let me ask you something.
When did you and B.J. get together?
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- Oh, come on. We've been through this.
- Come on. Tell me when.
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I don't know, uh, 10 months ago,
after she started working for me. Why?
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So, you never knew her
before you hired her?
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Well, of course not.
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You're a liar.
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Recognize the woman in the beret?
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Reba, where'd this come from?
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Wrong answer.
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00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:06,434
No. I know this looks bad,
but it's not what it seems.
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00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:07,643
Oh, come on, Brock.
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She's standing right there
in front of you.
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But, it's impossible.
I didn't even know her back then.
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I did not have sex with that woman.
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I didn't. Well, not then.
Look, I didn't even know her.
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Reba, I swear I am telling the truth.
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Look, Brock, I've cut you a lot of slack
because we've been married for 20 years
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and have three
beautiful children together.
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But you crossed a line.
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You were cheatin' on me while
you were still living in our house.
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No, no, no. Reba, look,
you gotta listen to me now.
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- Get out.
- Reba, I swear I am tell--
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- Get out.
- Yeah, but--
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Out!
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Van, did the baby and I
spot a brownie in the kitchen?
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Yes, you did.
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Can I have it?
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No, you can't.
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00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:03,741
Chocolate has caffeine. That's a drug.
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Van, the amount of caffeine
in a brownie is, like, nothing.
245
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Yeah, maybe to you,
but to a five-ounce baby,
246
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it's a major score.
247
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Fine. I'll just watch TV.
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- [clicks]
- [whimsical music playing]
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Oh, no, no, no. No cartoons.
They're way too violent.
250
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That dog has a giant
mallet behind its back.
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[TV turns off]
252
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Van, the baby's in my uterus,
not in a pouch looking out.
253
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Okay. It still can affect him.
254
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We need to cut way back on TV.
255
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Let me get this straight.
256
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You want me to give up
chocolate and television?
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What's next, sex?
258
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About that--
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- Oh, no, no, no.
- Hey, I like it too, but...
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knowing he's right there
suddenly makes it weird.
261
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- Please.
- Why are you fighting me on this?
262
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You're starting to get annoying.
263
00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:52,748
You didn't complain
when I brushed your hair.
264
00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:54,208
That was far less annoying.
265
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:58,254
- Okay, maybe I'm going a little overboard.
- [sighs]
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But I wanna be the best father
this baby's ever had.
267
00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:06,887
You have no idea how happy that makes me.
268
00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:10,224
But other stuff makes me happy too.
269
00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:13,769
Yeah, I'll admit
I'm having second thoughts on sex.
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Mmm. Thank goodness. [chuckles]
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But only late at night
when the baby's sleeping.
272
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:19,775
And you have to be very quiet.
273
00:14:20,609 --> 00:14:24,029
Hey, I am not the one
screaming, "Go, Van."
274
00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:33,330
[Lori Ann] Let's grab that table.
275
00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:36,709
Reba, you have got
to quit dwelling on Brock.
276
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,669
What you're doing
to yourself isn't healthy.
277
00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:40,963
Bartender, two shots of tequila.
278
00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:44,884
I'm trying, Lori Ann, but it's not easy.
279
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,302
I look back on my life
280
00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:49,263
and wonder how many
other lives there were.
281
00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:53,726
That fishing trip he took every year.
Was he after bass or B.J.?
282
00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:57,813
[wheezy cough]
283
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:04,153
And those dental emergencies.
Just exactly who was he drilling?
284
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,907
Honey, stop torturing yourself.
285
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,409
The important thing is you're moving on.
286
00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:14,580
That was mine.
287
00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:18,375
I trusted that man.
288
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:20,920
I swear,
if they were right in front of me,
289
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I'd throttle the both of 'em.
290
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,465
Would you settle for one?
291
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:26,675
Hello, Reba.
292
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:28,719
What are you doing here?
293
00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:30,512
Oh, wait. I know.
294
00:15:30,512 --> 00:15:32,222
You're waitin' to see if I meet a man
295
00:15:32,222 --> 00:15:34,099
so you can snatch him away from me.
296
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:38,771
Reba, I understand why you're
suddenly so angry at me.
297
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:41,690
[forced laugh] Suddenly?
298
00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:46,570
But I'm not here on my own behalf.
299
00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:50,491
I'm here because of Brock.
I've never seen him so upset.
300
00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:52,868
B.J., I have nothing to say to you.
301
00:15:52,868 --> 00:15:55,621
As for Brock,
my lawyer will do the talkin'.
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00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:56,705
You go, girl.
303
00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:00,793
Reba, I was not at
that convention with Brock.
304
00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:03,921
In fact, I didn't even
know Brock back then.
305
00:16:04,838 --> 00:16:08,342
I didn't believe Brock and guess what?
I don't believe you either.
306
00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:11,637
- But it's the truth.
- B.J., you were there!
307
00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:13,931
Whoo.
308
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:18,352
You were in the picture.
309
00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:21,814
I know. But not with Brock.
310
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:27,194
I was there with somebody else's husband.
311
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:30,656
What?
312
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:33,200
Little old bald man
to my right. Dr. Schneider.
313
00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:39,081
Look, there are things
I've done in my life
314
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:40,624
that I'm not very proud of.
315
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:43,210
It's why I turned to God.
316
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:47,172
But, unfortunately, before I found Jesus,
317
00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:49,967
I found Dr. Turner, Dr. Baker,
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00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:54,221
Dr. Martino and Dr. Simpson.
319
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:57,141
Well, Dr. Schneider
you already know about.
320
00:16:58,308 --> 00:17:00,602
The girl's a tooth tart.
321
00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:08,402
I would just die if Brock
ever found out about my past.
322
00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:13,490
If she's tellin' the truth,
she just put a grenade in your hand.
323
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,954
Brock and I worked together
until he moved into the condo.
324
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:22,166
He would never have done what you think.
325
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:24,877
B.J.?
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00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:27,629
It's been a while.
327
00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:32,801
Dr. Gomez.
328
00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:42,394
I gotta go.
329
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,114
[keys rattling]
330
00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:58,535
Hey, Mom. How was your night?
331
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:00,412
Interesting.
332
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,581
Why're you sleeping down here?
333
00:18:03,373 --> 00:18:05,542
Because I couldn't sleep upstairs.
334
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:10,047
Van kept waking me up
to ask how I was sleeping.
335
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:15,344
I remember when I was pregnant with you,
336
00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:17,971
your father got a little nuts too.
337
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:20,474
[exhales]
338
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:23,644
Do you know he would
actually carry me around
339
00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:25,020
so I wouldn't get tired?
340
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:29,024
Oh, I should've thought of that.
341
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:36,573
And then when I would
get tired, I'd fall asleep in his arms.
342
00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:41,328
And when I'd wake up,
I'd find him there just staring at me.
343
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:46,041
I'd open my eyes and there he'd be,
344
00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:49,169
just smilin' and starin'.
345
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:52,798
That is so sweet.
346
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:00,430
Yeah, it was.
347
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:09,189
[knocking]
348
00:19:15,028 --> 00:19:15,863
Reba.
349
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:21,994
Well, just don't stand there.
These things are heavy.
350
00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:35,299
So, this is what the old condo looks like?
351
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:40,429
It's nothing like I thought it'd be.
352
00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:42,890
Why, what you'd think it'd be like?
353
00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:44,474
The Playboy mansion.
354
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:50,731
Brock, I jumped
to conclusions yesterday, and...
355
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:53,108
I'm sorry.
356
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:55,694
Well...
357
00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:59,448
given the circumstances,
I guess it wasn't that far a jump.
358
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,825
So what changed your mind?
359
00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:07,247
It doesn't matter.
What does matter is I believe you.
360
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,584
Well, thanks. It means a lot to me.
361
00:20:12,836 --> 00:20:14,463
I know we've gone our separate ways,
362
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:16,673
but it doesn't erase what we had.
363
00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:20,052
Yeah, we had a lot of
great years together.
364
00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:26,850
You know, after what I've done,
it's gonna sound kinda crazy,
365
00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:29,102
but, in a way...
366
00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:31,355
I still love you.
367
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:35,651
I know you do.
368
00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:42,282
But things are different now,
and it's time for both of us to move on.
369
00:20:50,874 --> 00:20:53,502
Come by later
and pick up the stuff that didn't sell.
370
00:20:57,005 --> 00:20:58,131
Hey, Reba?
371
00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:02,678
Thanks for the golf clubs.
372
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:06,932
You're welcome.
373
00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:10,519
Oh, and you owe me
a hundred dollars for 'em.
374
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:12,854
That kid, Keith, he's a crook.
375
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,947
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